Anyway, by now you may wonder how I wound up here. Or, maybe not. Maybe you wonder how silly putty picks shit up from comic books. The point is, I don't see another Goddamn narrator, so pipe down.
(not so)tiny crush on Anna Faris’s husband, Chris Pratt (x)
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
Anthony Mackie was really jealous because he said he tried to get buff and ripped and everything, but he could not compare to you because you have a skinny waist, and he called you small ass .