Apr 15 2014
Anyway, by now you may wonder how I wound up here. Or, maybe not. Maybe you wonder how silly putty picks shit up from comic books. The point is, I don't see another Goddamn narrator, so pipe down.

(Source: jessepnkman)

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10:00 PM
thestormypetrelofcrime:

I was thinking about how stupid child leashes are and was reminded of Sam’s harness…

thestormypetrelofcrime:

I was thinking about how stupid child leashes are and was reminded of Sam’s harness…

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09:58 PM
09:56 PM

(I’m so lucky to have seen you grown.)

(Source: funkes)

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09:36 PM

(Source: naughtea)

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09:34 PM

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

09:24 PM
09:23 PM

britta-saurus:

Anthony Mackie was really jealous because he said he tried to get buff and ripped and everything, but he could not compare to you because you have a skinny waist, and he called you small ass . 

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09:22 PM

That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.

(Source: truesouls)

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09:21 PM

I’m warning you, I am a lethal killing machine.

(Source: smoakandswan)

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